Top 20 Geek Vacuum Cleaners

I think that anyone that even has a little bit of geek in them will appreciate these vacuum cleaners.

1.  USB ?old skool? vacuum

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Go back to the 60?s and keep your desk clean with this brown-beige USB powered vacuum cleaner.

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2. Halo vacuum cleaner

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Finally a way to get your kids to vacuum the front room. The Samsung Silencio will give you the power of Master Chief when doing your daily clean.

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3. Mario-Style Mushroom Mini Vacuum Cleaner

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Nintendo fan boys can now get their hands on one of these ?shroom? vacuum cleaners. Now you can use the life-giving Super Mario 1-Up mushroom to clean your bedroom.

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4. Nose Vacuum Cleaner

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This hair trimmer comes with a vacuum to suck up chopped hairs. Now you have no reason for having bogeys hanging out of your nose.

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5. Vacuum Diaper

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Vacuum powered space toilets already exist but this is space toilet v2.0. The new design will be worn like a diaper. Expect it to be in use by 2014.

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6. Vacuum ?Cop-cooler?

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This  gadget will redirect your car's air conditioning beneath your shirt to keep you cool in humid climates. Its currently only available to cops but it wouldn?t be hard to modify your old Dyson hose.

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7. i-robot Roomba

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The Roomba is the Ferrari of modern robotic vacuum cleaners. It can clean 4 rooms on a single charge without you moving a muscle. You can see how efficient it is by looking at this Roomba long exposure photo.

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8.  400mph hand cleaner

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Not a vacuum cleaner but this hand dryer is powered by one is and is able to blast 400MPH stream of clean, unheated air through a 0.3-millimeter gap. Really cool to play with when drunk.

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9. A baby Henry Hoover

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Our favourite Henry Hoover is now available in mini ? Yay! Please don?t try and have sex with this edition though.

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10. ?Airpouf? ? is it a seat or a vacuum?

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This now defunct design attempted to combine a seat with a vacuum. We have no idea why it failed :)

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11.  Canon ?special edition? vacuum Cleaner

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And you though that Canon only made cameras! This fake rip off was found a on a Russian  electronics website. We actually really want one.

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12. The Worlds Most Expensive Vacuum

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This Electrolux vacuum cleaner is adorned with 3,730 Swarovski crystals and is valued at just under $20,000.

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13.  Human Waste Vacuum

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Can?t be bothered going to the toilet during a WoW session? Now you can go to the ?bathroom? without leaving your seat.

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14 Vacuum with UV Light Underneath To Kill Stuff

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Sometimes sucking just isn't enough. This vacuum from Hammacher Schlemmer contains a 35-watt UV-C that kills bugs as well as removing dirt. Now even your friends with OCD will be happy chilling in your house.

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15 Toilet Vacuum Cleaner

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Amaze friends with this toilet that is also a tabletop vacuum cleaner.

The most  bizarre  aspect  is that the lid lifts to reveal a large turd?nice!

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16  Vacuum + Broom = Vacuum Broom

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Is this the lovechild of a vacuum and broom that were locked in a closet overnight?

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17 Insect Vacuum

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A very weird contraption from our friends in Japan. Finally a humane way to go hunting flies!

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18 RoboMaid

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If your short on cash but envious of your mates Roomba then you can get the RoboMaid. It costs less than $8 so we are not sure if it actually cleans anything but who cares?

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19 Ear Vacuum Cleaner

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What do you mean you don?t clean your ears daily? Now you can perform this task with ease.

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20. The Hoover that sounds like Chewbacca

If your current vacuum is boring then why not leave the filter in too long and give it a voice like Chewbacca?

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2 Responsesto “Top 20 Geek Vacuum Cleaners”

  1. Dean Joe says:

    hahaha… I never thought vacuum cleaners like these ones exist. But i like to try the vacuum diaper. Maybe it would save me a lot of time and money.

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