Worryingly the sexual abuse of vacuum cleaners has been on the rise for quite some time. In an effort to stamp out vacuum cleaner abuse we have published this list to help identify if a member of your household is using a vacuum cleaner for sex.

Based on our research and analysis, we believe that the [...]

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Who could have thought that the practical vacuum cleaner could be responsible for deaths, sex and even the destruction of a 19th century British Ship?
1. Dwarf Penis Stuck In Vacuum Cleaner

During the Edinburgh festival this comedian planned to attach a vacuum cleaner to the end of his member.  However the attachment broke minutes before he [...]

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We all love the portability and convenience of a portable vacuum cleaner. No muss, no fuss cleaning on the go. Best of all, a portable vacuum cleaner means that there is no need to drag out the heavy upright or bother with a broom and dust pan.

The Benefits of Portable Vacuum Cleaners
Just some of the [...]

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